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⚠️ Warning: This shirt contains Zionism in high quantities.
Inspired by Israel’s iconic health warning labels, this clever parody tee lets everyone know exactly what you're made of — 100% unfiltered Jewish pride, with no artificial excuses.
Whether you're repping your roots or keeping your political labeling honest, this design serves facts — not fats.
Soft. Bold. Kosher for every occasion.
🛍️ Wear your values, proudly and loudly.

"Zionism In High Quantities" - Unisex classic tee
$35.00 USD
Inspired by Israel’s iconic health warning labels, this clever parody tee lets everyone know exactly what you're made of — 100% unfiltered Jewish pride, with no artificial excuses.
Whether you're repping your roots or keeping your political labeling honest, this design serves facts — not fats.
Soft. Bold. Kosher for every occasion.
🛍️ Wear your values, proudly and loudly.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |
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